Professor Strikes Again

"Well, falling off a cliff and falling in love are kind of similar"

-Arabic professor, explaining how the structure of a sentence could be misconstrued but wouldn't be that far off.

Quote of the Day

"Professors make mistakes.  So do prophets"

-My arabic professor, trying to put his errors into perspective.

Quote of the Day

"We are like octopus"

-My arabic teacher, arms outstretched like tentacles, trying to explain all of the directions that our class will be heading in this semester.

A Subject of Humor all over the World

What's the fastest animal in Lebanon?

A chicken running away from a cop.

[Hawa chicken : Lebanese policemen :: Dunkin' Donuts : American policemen]

A Little Old But Still Good

Written on my cellphone for safekeeping during my trip to the Cedars, a great sign along the highway:

"For once, war is just a game"

-On a billboard for the biggest indoor paintball arena in Lebanon